I found a video of some glowing fish with the title
Scientist added jellyfish genes to crap fish DNA
In a reddit conversation about studying in Poland:
you pay for studying not knowing how difficult polish luggage is
I assume they meant language
it's the Hedgehog Song, not the Hedgehog Dong!
Found online: OP clearly meant to say
I've tried to instruct him how to, but [...]
But instead she wrote
I've tried to instruct him how to butt [...]
In a story about a guy who refuses to wipe or clean his arse because it's somehow "gay" or "feminine". In other words, he doesn't know how to butt, and he can't be arsed to learn.
I've just found an article titled
The Future of Planet-Based Meat Will Be New Flavors We’ve Never Imagined
Just what are they trying to make fake meat out of now?
Someone posted on their blog about some cool things their grandpa has done. Including, apparently, this one:
He learned ASL so he could communicate with his dead neighbor and be a friend to him
In an online discussion of the different adaptations of a certain manga, someone says:
"There's a love action movie?"
Lol, not as far as I know. There is a live action movie, though.
"Isn't it amazing when your 18 month-old son wants to be the supper hero (...)?" - from a letter I just received. It took me a while to get it.